Recently I received this very funny top ten list from a newsletter from Dr. Jon and want to share it with you. I think it will actually make you laugh out loud. Enjoy.
Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans
- Blaming your farts on me … not funny … not funny at all.
- Yelling at me for barking. Hey, I’m a friggin’ dog.
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!!!
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woo hooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
- Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
- Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
- Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
- How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.
Do you have a peeve dogs have with humans? Why don’t you share them with the rest of us!